25 Tweets for Moms Who Are More Excited for Back to School Than Their Kids

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    Ommy3 Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3 Me: thank god my kids are older and I don't have to pay for diapers anymore Also me: pays for after school activities, school supplies, swim lessons, sports....
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    SARCASTE MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 I love my kids but I really love when they're in school.
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    Mediocre Mom @MediocreMamaa Just found my 5yo smelling the library books he checked out from school. Welcome to the dark side, my son.
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings 600 My 7yo told me that Jeremy gives her all the answers at school. As the conversation went on I found out that Jeremy is her brain. She named her brain Jeremy.
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    Ommy3 Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3 Why are kids the only ones that get gold stars in school? For once I'd like a sticker for remembering to sign my kid's permission slip
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings The day after we got home from our family vacation, my 7yo sincerely looked at me and was all like, "so what are we doing today?" Nothing, bro. I need to recover from taking you on vacation.
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    SARCASTE SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 Me: I can't wait for summer. *summer starts* Me: I can't wait for school start! *school starts* Me: I can't wait for summer. Repeat. Forever.
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    SARCASTE MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry.
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    Ommy3 Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3 When my teachers said I should pay attention because I'd need to know this stuff for the future, I didn't realize they meant when my kids were in school and I had to do it all over again
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings My 7yo after I picked her up from school, "I don't think I can fit anymore things in my brain."
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    Ommy3 Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3 Want to improve education and help working parents? Get rid of the long summer break and have shorter vacations scattered throughout the year.
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    SARCASTE MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 Took my teen shopping for new shoes for school but he won't wear them on the first day because they look too new. Have kids. It's fun.
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    Ommy3 Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3 All summer: I'm gonna do back to school shopping early this year The day before school: What time does Target close?!
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    SARCASTE MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 "I need to buy a book for school before tomorrow." 2 ~ Kids, at 10pm Sunday night
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    Mediocre Mom @MediocreMamaa Turns out "always late but worth the wait" doesn't apply at school drop off. No seriously, don't say that to the teachers.
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    Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer The school is serving mini corn dogs tomorrow and I honestly don't know who's more excited: my 8yo, who likes approximately 5 foods, or me, who doesn't have to pack her lunch.
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    SARCASTIC MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 Welcome back to school-this first week we'll ease back into it! Please bring a family pic, your fav family recipe made, a diorama of your kid's favorite summer activity & a piece of nature for a scavenger hunt. Don't forget to wear red Friday!
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings I packed lunches, dropped my kids off at school, and did my workout. I think I'm done for the day.
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    SARCASTE SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy → @sarcasticmommy4 Today was my kids' first day of summer break. They are not amused by the Back to School Countdown calendar I've created.
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    Mediocre Mom @MediocreMamaa "You have to wear pants to school. I know you don't want to and it's ok to feel upset about that." - Me, gentle parenting at 7am
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    SARCASTI MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 I love my kids but I also love reminding them how many more days until school starts.
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    SARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy → @sarcasticmommy4 I asked my son what time he wanted me to wake him up on the 1st day of school: "6:30, so I have enough time to shower & cry."
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings This school pick-up line is taking way too long. I'm gonna go home and try again tomorrow.
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    Mediocre Mom @MediocreMamaa As an end-of-summer treat, I told my 5yo he can stay up as late as he wants tonight. His regular bedtime is 7:30. It's 7:50 and he's outside swinging on his swing set telling me this is the best day ever. Will keep you posted on how long he makes it.
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    SARCASTE MOMMY Sm Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 My teens' summer schedule: Sleep Complain there's nothing to eat Sleep Steal my phone charger Sleep

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